You Have Been Assigned To: The BOMBADIERS
The BOMBADIERS strike from the mountain ranges of the Canadian northwest. Led most unusually by twin barbarian captains, this crew pilots a pair of all-terrain command units for AMPHIBIOUS travel over SNOW, EARTH or WATER—making them ideal for mixed alpine regions and extreme temperatures as well as high-angle travel. Unlike other crews who have assembled command units by jerry-rigging existing salvaged vehicles, the Bombadiers are unique in that the concept and propulsion of their ship(s) is distinct from anything else, resembling HIGH-SPEED snow groomers with CATERPILLAR TRACKS and TWIN CATAMARAN HULLS.
This crew is rarely seen, relying not on urban targets but on outlying camps, remote mountain towns (under blizzard cover) and off-season ski areas, all of which are rich sources of remittable junk. They retreat deep into the mountains when not in active pursuit—in order to remain safe, the Bombadiers must spend the bulk of their non-hunting time securing supplies, and monitoring weather, avalanche and landslide conditions.
Should your application be forwarded to the Recruitment Office for consideration, and should said application be accepted for apprenticeship, the following senior commanding officer may agree to tolerate your presence as contractually agreed below.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST.
Brunhilda ‘THE FIST’ and Fritzi ‘BOHO’ Faust
CAPTAINS, The Bombadiers
Black Tusk Mountain Range, Desolation Sound
(Mean-Eyed Cat Twin-Hull command units Ulric and Ursidae [2]; snowsled fleet [12])