You Are: Gunner Slimebucket Sam
In metaphorical terms you are what they call a 'silver bullet'. When all else fails, you step up and save the day with your sheer inventiveness—and in the company you keep, inventiveness is treasured above all else. You are clever to the point of legend. You almost relish disaster for the opportunity it presents—for it's when all else fails that your best ideas spring to life.
You have never once been stumped, and you are single-minded in your determination to never be stumped. You believe there is no problem that cannot be solved with the right approach. Your revelations and your inventions are like your children, and you're intensely possessive of them. No one dares to trespass on your territory—partly due to the threat of your wrath but also because anything that's yours seems to answer only to you. You are completely devoted to your obsessions, and fiercely loyal.
You will go to any length to help a friend—especially a friend in what is thought to be an unsolvable conundrum. You are at your happiest when you unveil your work to the marvel of all.
Gunner SLIMEBUCKET Sam, a toothless sack of skin-and-bones, is believed to hold one of the most esteemed positions on ship—gunner in charge of the pirates’ most feared and loathed weapon, the Gooperator. He is also rumoured to be its inventor, but this has not been verified.