You Are: Coxswain Fetchin' Gretchen
The heat of your temper gets things done. You are uncommonly strong and hardworking. You are the implement of choice for the people in charge—they tell you what they need done, and you crack the whips, so to speak (you can be rough, but only when you need to be). You like it that way—you'd rather be given clear direction than bear the responsibility (and the constant paperwork) of leadership. But it's you the leaders turn to. You light your crew's fire.
You have no patience for laziness and lollygaggers. You expect everyone to work as hard as you do and when they don't, it takes a near-miracle for them to ever regain your respect. But when you do offer your loyalty to anyone—a superior or a peer—it is fierce and constant.
Not surprisingly, you do not hold back with your opinion—and you tend to be right most of the time. In quiet moments, friends seek out your advice. You always tell the truth, leading some people to think you're abrupt and others to trust you above anyone. You won’t take no for an answer. You're a tough nut but you succeed reliably, and you help others to succeed. You are indispensable, a rare quality.
Coxswain FETCHIN’ Gretchen, hailed as the ugliest pirate of all with chronic facial pustules and six toes on one foot, is in charge of the Brutes. She works with a bale of stinging devil’s club lashed to her back, and is said to use it, and is also said have very little patience.