You Are: Captain Hector Gristle
People use the word 'bossy' like it's a bad thing, but it's not. You simply know what you want and you know how to get it. You are sublimely aware of exactly what each person in your periphery has to offer—skills, smarts, brute force—and you call those talents to your side without mincing words. You demand nothing less than the full attention of those around you. For the difference between a crew that flails and stumbles and a crew that's truly wily is a good leader. That's you.
You are ruthless but work just as hard as those around you, and you never shrink in the face of bad fortune. You stand up for what you believe in, challenge the authority of others, and are intimidated by nothing. However, you are an excellent judge of character and strategy. You surround yourself with trustworthy, capable people, and despite your stature you don't mind changing your mind when new information comes to light. You are a good listener who heeds trusted advice above your own ego. This makes the people who take orders from you respect you immensely.
You know how to manipulate others to get what you want. You are extraordinarily charismatic. Although you're terrifying to the uninitiated, you have a twinkle in your eye.
Captain HECTOR GRISTLE has a beard and waist-long dreadlocks the colour of dried moss, affecting the illusion of snakes, as well as a complete disregard for the values of noble, just and fair citizenship.